let's write a pop song

This is my reaction after listening to pop music (lyrics)

I'm coming out. so you betta get this party started!
If I was Ke$ha I would make a reference that your music is retarted!
If I was Enimem, I would have a sexual reference  with angst and refuse to dance
Unless  I was Kanye then I would say OHMYEGO isn't just happenstance
I hope I hit number 1 on the US Charts
because that's when my party starts!

It's raining men! and its  a bloody mess
Cause If  I am Rihanna I would make a cover before I began to confess
about Chris and converting old hits over writing  my own
Cause If I was  Usher my own cover  would get blown
unless  throaty like Adele but setting fire to rain
this is the pop  life Susan Boyle, fast and insane!

It's catchy and senseless, there are rules and money
Taylor Swift and words that drip and drizzle like honey
it's on the radio and will get played  at least twice in  an hour
you are  on  top Miley until your twit  pics turn your fans sour
Warhol goes  on laughing with Marilyn  midst the soup cans
Fame is fleeting, almost as fast as Facebook generates page fans

I want something else! a semi ordinary kind of life
I want to die older than dying young, with  kids and a wife
I want more meaning than lady Gag me with  a spoon can  sing
I want to be more than these 5 repeated notes can bring
But  it could be worse, I could be listening to  Country Music on top
old  dogs, women  in  boots and beer, but it has got to stop
especially since  if it won't make  the CMT Charts it will soon be POP!