I Regret Sex (or the lack thereof)

I regret sex

I regret sex, not the having or getting

But rather the lack there of

I regret dreaming about it

I regret desiring it

I regret feeling it

In short I regret not wanting sex enough

I regret sex, not the partaking or presentation

But the embracing of abstaining from it

I regret remembering it

I regret looking for it

I regret not looking for it in the right places

In part, I wish that I could regret regretting it.