This poem is just five words long

So I lied it's actually going to be nine.



Thanks to Weird Al, for screwing with  my head.
But without him we might as well be dead
If I could just write it in five words
then the poem would not seem so completely absurd

If you are going to mock my bloody work
remember it only requires you to be  a  jerk
writing something new is really quite hard to do
getting it done in  only a verse  or two.

This poem could  have been only five words long
but counting words is only for the pop  songs
This poem is actually only nine words per line
 if I didn't have to make it all rhyme.

So do your math as you read this verse
sometimes to be witty can really be a curse